May 2012
97 posts
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WHEN TOURISTS ARE TAKING UP THE WHOLE SIDEWALK TO...
May 28th
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WHEN YOU SCORE TICKETS TO TORONTO UNDERGROUND...
May 25th
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WHEN YOUR BASEMENT APARTMENT HAS 6 FOOT CEILINGS
May 25th
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WHEN A NEW LCBO OPENED ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME
May 25th
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'LL GET YOU INTO A TIFF...
May 24th
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HOW IT FEELS WHEN THE GARDINER IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
May 24th
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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY HOOKED UP IN THE...
May 24th
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GOING TO BANH MI BOYS
May 23rd
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WHEN PEOPLE MOVE TO THE CITY FROM THE SUBURBS
May 23rd
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WHEN SOMEONE CORRECTS ME FOR CALLING THE ROGERS...
May 23rd
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REACTING TO ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS VISITING TORONTO
Your British Grandma: Everyone Else:
May 22nd
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WHEN I WALK INTO A RANDOM STREET FESTIVAL IN THE...
May 22nd
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WAITING IN LINE FOR THE FERRY ON A LONG WEEKEND
My sympathies to those who endured this over the weekend.
May 22nd
11 notes
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WHEN I BRING MY OWN LUNCH TO WORK, INSTEAD OF...
People always ask…
May 22nd
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THE LCBO BEFORE THE LONG WEEKEND
Really, this is probably every LCBO right now. Happy May24 everyone.
May 18th
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SWIMMING IN LAKE ONTARIO
May 18th
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TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET EAST OR WESTBOUND AT...
May 18th
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TAKING THE 400 TO COTTAGE COUNTRY ON A LONG...
May 18th
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BEING STUCK ON A SUBWAY CAR IN JULY WITH NO AIR...
May 18th
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TORONTO IS THE WORST THING ABOUT...
On the outside we’re all… But on the inside it’s more…
May 17th
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ROB FORD WHENEVER HE IS INVITED TO AN LGBT EVENT
We stand corrected. Hopefully this little surprise bodes well for the future:
May 17th
39 notes
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SHOPPING AT HOLT RENFREW
I usually feel like this… But it’s probably more like this…
May 17th
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TORONTO REACTING TO LAWRIE GETTING SUSPENDED
May 17th
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REALIZING YOU LEFT YOUR METROPASS AT HOME
May 16th
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INTRODUCING SOMEONE TO THEIR FIRST PORTUGUESE EGG...
This is what happens… Special thanks to The Torontoist for the suggestion. You must know that Portuguese Egg Tarts are the way to my pants heart.
May 16th
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GETTING A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER
And it’s a 416… And it’s a 647…
May 16th
50 notes
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WHEN YOU'RE TAKING TRANSIT ON YOUR WALK OF SHAME...
May 16th
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WHEN THE WHERE TO EAT NOW ISSUE OF TORONTO LIFE...
May 15th
6 notes
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WHENEVER I COUNT THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF MY...
May 15th
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WHEN COUPLES PDA IN TRINITY BELLWOODS
They think they’re like this… But it looks more like this…
May 15th
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THAT TIME WHEN I SAW MARGARET ATWOOD IN PERSON
May 15th
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WHENEVER A PIGEON IS IN MY WAY
It’s always doing this…
May 15th
23 notes
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WHEN THE SUBWAY DETOURS THROUGH LOWER BAY STATION
May 15th
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WORK THE DAY AFTER THE FIRST HAPPY HOUR OF PATIO...
May 15th
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WHEN YOU'VE BEEN PARK DRINKING FOR TOO LONG
May 15th
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ME WHENEVER A NEW ISSUE OF THE GRID COMES OUT
May 14th
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ROB FORD AND THE TORONTO STAR
May 14th
42 notes
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GOING DANCING IN THE VILLAGE
Expectation: Reality:
May 14th
43 notes
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WHEN COVER IS MORE THAN $10
May 14th
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WHEN SOMEONE IS TAKING UP A SEAT ON THE TTC WITH...
May 14th
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GOING TO HONEST ED'S
Expectation: Reality:
May 14th
112 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE MOVING TO MISSISSAUGA
May 14th
87 notes
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WHEN A HIPSTER HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT...
May 14th
11 notes
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WHEN YOU'RE OVER 25 AND STUCK AT BRUNSWICK HOUSE
May 14th
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THE SMELL COMING FROM THE STORM DRAIN ON THE...
May 14th
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8:50AM ON THE SOUTHBOUND PLATFORM AT YONGE AND...
May 14th
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GOING TO A BLUE JAYS GAME
1st Inning 3rd Inning 5th Inning 7th Inning Stretch End of the Game
May 14th
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EVERY CONVERSATION EVER HAD AT WOODY'S
May 14th
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WHEN A FRIEND ASKS IF I WANT TO GO SHOPPING
On Queen West… At the Eaton Centre…
May 14th
50 notes
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AFTER WALKING AROUND NUIT BLANCHE ALL NIGHT
May 14th
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