TORONTO STRIFE

ROB FORD WHENEVER HE IS INVITED TO AN LGBT EVENT

We stand corrected. Hopefully this little surprise bodes well for the future:

SHOPPING AT HOLT RENFREW

I usually feel like this…

But it’s probably more like this…

TORONTO REACTING TO LAWRIE GETTING SUSPENDED

REALIZING YOU LEFT YOUR METROPASS AT HOME

INTRODUCING SOMEONE TO THEIR FIRST PORTUGUESE EGG TART

This is what happens…

Special thanks to The Torontoist for the suggestion. You must know that Portuguese Egg Tarts are the way to my pants heart.

GETTING A NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER

And it’s a 416…

And it’s a 647…

WHEN YOU’RE TAKING TRANSIT ON YOUR WALK OF SHAME AND EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS LAST NIGHT

WHEN THE WHERE TO EAT NOW ISSUE OF TORONTO LIFE COMES OUT

WHENEVER I COUNT THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF MY APARTMENT

WHEN COUPLES PDA IN TRINITY BELLWOODS

They think they’re like this…

But it looks more like this…