TORONTO STRIFE

GOING TO HONEST ED’S

Expectation:

Reality:

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY’RE MOVING TO MISSISSAUGA

WHEN A HIPSTER HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT HIMSELF FOR OVER 20 MINUTES

WHEN YOU’RE OVER 25 AND STUCK AT BRUNSWICK HOUSE

THE SMELL COMING FROM THE STORM DRAIN ON THE SOUTHEAST CORNER OF YONGE AND FRONT

8:50AM ON THE SOUTHBOUND PLATFORM AT YONGE AND BLOOR STATION

GOING TO A BLUE JAYS GAME

1st Inning

3rd Inning

5th Inning

7th Inning Stretch

End of the Game

EVERY CONVERSATION EVER HAD AT WOODY’S

WHEN A FRIEND ASKS IF I WANT TO GO SHOPPING

On Queen West…

At the Eaton Centre…

AFTER WALKING AROUND NUIT BLANCHE ALL NIGHT